Dirty jayde

Dirty Jayde is when a woman can't stop putting things into her anus. Like just trying to pile as much stuff as she can find in there...car keys, phone, loaf of bread, the neighbours cat etc. Like really jamming it in. Usually done for safe keeping of possessions but also for sexual gratification. The woman can only reach climax when her anus is completely full. Star jumps help her reach orgasm.

"Dude, look how shes walking funny. Definitely a dirty Jayde. I can hear her phone ringing!"

by Pandy12345 March 29, 2020

dirty jade

hey jade i know you looked this up on tik tok i love you

all the boys want a dirty jade... but she gay

by Nellswinchester April 15, 2020

dirty jaden

it is the act of fucking a chicken while you have another chicken eating your ass and a turkey licking your balls while someone else watches it happen

omg are they doing a dirty jaden??

by myassisbigandharry April 15, 2020

Dirty Jayden

Literally Get dominated and railed by your man

Omg I just got a Dirty Jayden

by R3e3e June 26, 2021

Dirty Jade

When you walk in on someone fucking a corpse whilst praying to God

I walked in on someone doing a dirty jade on there knees

by MundaneAsparagus April 13, 2020

Dirty Jayden

A Spunkymonkey who can seduce any female beast; even the ugliest of the muff Goblins.

"He's on one... the DIRTY JAYDEN'

by Jaysuswazh3r3 June 12, 2019

Dirty Jaden

Dirty Jaden is when you cry over a boy who only wants you for your juicy squidward cooter then set up a dick appointment for later that night with a random person.

Yo, I just totally pulled a dirty Jaden yesterday. Men are trash and all, but you should have seen the size on that dude I found last night.

by Squidward.cooter April 15, 2020