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Dirty jayde

Dirty Jayde is when a woman can't stop putting things into her anus. Like just trying to pile as much stuff as she can find in there...car keys, phone, loaf of bread, the neighbours cat etc. Like really jamming it in. Usually done for safe keeping of possessions but also for sexual gratification. The woman can only reach climax when her anus is completely full. Star jumps help her reach orgasm.
"Dude, look how shes walking funny. Definitely a dirty Jayde. I can hear her phone ringing!"
Dirty jayde by Pandy12345 March 29, 2020
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dirty jade 

hey jade i know you looked this up on tik tok i love you
all the boys want a dirty jade... but she gay
dirty jade by Nellswinchester April 15, 2020

dirty jaden 

it is the act of fucking a chicken while you have another chicken eating your ass and a turkey licking your balls while someone else watches it happen
omg are they doing a dirty jaden??

Dirty Jayden 

Literally Get dominated and railed by your man
Omg I just got a Dirty Jayden
Dirty Jayden by R3e3e June 26, 2021

Dirty Jade 

When you walk in on someone fucking a corpse whilst praying to God
I walked in on someone doing a dirty jade on there knees
Dirty Jade by MundaneAsparagus April 13, 2020

Dirty Jayden 

A Spunkymonkey who can seduce any female beast; even the ugliest of the muff Goblins.
"He's on one... the DIRTY JAYDEN'
Dirty Jayden by Jaysuswazh3r3 June 12, 2019

Dirty Jaden 

Dirty Jaden is when you cry over a boy who only wants you for your juicy squidward cooter then set up a dick appointment for later that night with a random person.
Yo, I just totally pulled a dirty Jaden yesterday. Men are trash and all, but you should have seen the size on that dude I found last night.
Dirty Jaden by Squidward.cooter April 15, 2020
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