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Dirty dan dan

A act of people in a ritual circle singing "4 big guys" while trying to shove their grandmas ashes up their ass while each other dicks are in each others mouth while each of their moms are using magnifying glasses to see
Me, my friends, and all of my family were preforming a dirty dan dan
Dirty dan dan by Smeatbeater3000 February 23, 2022
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Dirty Dan 

Dirty Dan is the little bitch who keeps calling you Pinhead even when you specified that you were the real Dirty Dan. He's also the one who hit you on the head with a fucking shovel.
*Dirty Dan attacks with shovel!
*It is super effective!
*Pinhead attacks with a nail bat!
*Nothing happened
Dirty Dan by stonedweeb December 29, 2017

Dirty Dan 

you'll never be dirty dan, because I'm dirty dan
Dirty Dan by CrypticMemory January 11, 2020

Doing the Dirty Dan 

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is bent over the toilet vomiting.
Christina was so drunk, that she was throwing up into the toilet. Dan came from behind, saw the excellent opportunity, and immediately commenced in doing the Dirty Dan.

Dirty Dan 

The meanest bad-ass outlaw who ever walked the Seven Seas. SpongeBob SquarePants is Dirty Dan. He whacks people with shovels.
Isn't Dirty Dan the baddest outlaw of them all?!

Yah! The only one who ever came close was Pinhead Larry.
Dirty Dan by WhoDaresWins March 8, 2010

Dirty Dan 

When you titty fuck a girl with your ass on her face...
Last night I got a Dirty Dan, my face still smells like ass!
Dirty Dan by jaydog99 January 12, 2020

Dirty Dan 

Me, I’m dirty dan
No, I’m Dirty Dan
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