Dirty avalon 

When a girl with blond hair bangs multiple guys at once near a McDonalds

Guy 1: did you hear about Ryan yesterday
Guy 2: no what happened

Guy 1: He was doing the dirty avalon with Brian's sister.

Dirty avalon by Fuckboy991 April 16, 2020

Dirty Avalanche 

while the girl is sleeping next to you, you start jerking yourself and right before you cum, you waker her up and unload all over her face, catching her by complete surprise. just like an unsuspecting skier.

i gave my sister in law a dirty avalanche on her birthday.

Dirty Avalanche by Mondo91 May 19, 2008

Dirty Avalanche 

when fuckin a bitch outside in the winter ya slip your wang out her twat, dip it in the snow, then surprise her by putting it back in her ass.

steve: "Hey i gave my bitch the dirty avalanche"
joe: "you put it in her ass with some snow on your cock"?
steve: "hell ya.bitch is a dirty slut"

Dirty Avalanche by stoneyinyurass May 15, 2009

Dirty Avalanche 

When a man lays on his back, with legs thrown over his head and masturbates, finally attempting to ejaculate into his own mouth.

I got home early yesterday to find my roommate head over heals in the living room giving himself a Dirty Avalanche

Dirty Avalanche by Richie Phillips October 27, 2007

Dirty avalanche 

Get 50 of your best mates and one guy/girl and some stairs, Now get all of the guys to jizz on that one lucky guy/girl. making them dirty and white
Then push the (now dirty and white guy/girl) down the stairs, therefore creating an avalanche

A very dirty one at that

Guy one:Hell Mayyyn, that is one durrrty sket

Guy two: I know mayyyn, you know, we should give her a dirty avalanche

Dirty avalanche by smithsjfc November 11, 2009

Dirty Avalanche 

When you shit on a albino persons head! Then watch the shit roll down thier face

Person1: Tina loves when I dirty avalanched her!

Person2: I love doing that to my girl as well!!

Dirty Avalanche by Saints90 January 19, 2010

dirty avallon 

A sexual act that requires the female to wear a sailors hat and ride the partners face. She grinds down hard until the other person cannot breath. When the other person starts trying to get out to breath she locks her knees together and loudly says “a good captain goes down with her ship”. She either comes or the partner dies

Here lies Eric, he did while giving a Dirty Avallon, doing what he loved.

dirty avallon by Prudencetheprude June 23, 2021