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Dirty Turkey 

A crack pipe made out of a miniature 5cl alcohol bottle, by banging a hole in the bottom with a screwdriver, and stuffing a {metal gauze} in the top.
I want my lungs wrapped round that dirty turkey arse motherfucker 24-7.

Lets slip off and do a sneaky dirty turkey in the pub toilet while no one's watching. Got a lighter?
Dirty Turkey by Spiritualist January 15, 2020

Dirty Turkey 

When you pull down your pants and moon somebody, while you
reach around and pull your dick through your legs and start shakeing it.
Hey man, lets go dirty turkey those people when we drive by.
Dirty Turkey by street driver April 15, 2006

dirty turkey 

When you stuff your cock and balls into a chicks asshole and blow you load inside, making some nice tasty gravy.
Last night i gave some bitch a dirty turkey. She loved the gravy.

Dude the other day I gave this chick a dirty turkey and it was hella fun. The only bad part was when I pulled out she shit on my dick.
dirty turkey by MGD123 June 10, 2009

dirty turkey 

Is when you bend over with your pants down and u reach around and pull your dick through your legs and start shakeing it.
1, You do this when your driving by a car or ppl.
Hey man let drive by these ppl and give them a dirty turkey
.
dirty turkey by drive by April 16, 2006

Dirty Turkey 

Loves to consume children at 5:00 am,most likely to eat infants.
Damn,did she just eat Timmy,what a dirty turkey.
Dirty Turkey by Bhaddie..tbh May 26, 2020

Dirty Turkey 

When you stick your cock up a girls arse, then slap her in the face with it leaving poo on her face. Pretty much a mix between a Dirty Sanchez and a Turkey Slap.
Im so gonna give Suzie a Dirty Turkey on the weekend
Dirty Turkey by Bacon lips October 19, 2011
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