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Dirty toe 

A dirty toe is a toenail that u don’t get in a shower for a long time. Sophia has a dirty toe
Ew have u seen Sophia’s dirty toe
Dirty toe by Janse October 3, 2019

Dirty Toe 

The sexual act when a couple, laying the 69 position, stick their toes into the other's anus, covering the said appendage in the excrement of the other. Then, the partners flip positions and suck eachother's toes clean of the smelly brown (or occassionaly discolored green) substance. Prefered by the nasty and demented.
Last night Amber and I performed the "Dirty Toe" and her breath still reeks of my poo.

Dirty toe 

Someone i know has a dirty toe
They put it in there bum
And wriggly it around
Shove it to the left
Then the right
When the have some poo on it
They eat it
Yum
😋
Dirty toe by Jackline October 6, 2019

dirty toes 

the most delicious food in the entire world. never tasted anything like it before. immaculate.
Chad: Hey bro, what you want for snacks this week?
Chaz: Dirty toes to suck on. Preferably the middle toe on the left foot.
dirty toes by dirty toe tings December 25, 2019

Dirty Toenail 

Why the actual fuck are you looking at what a Dirty toenail is... You fucking little perverted shit. You probably like to have dirt inside of your nails and suck it after a 8 hour workout and it is sweaty and stinks
You: Lol what does dirty toenail mean?

Urban Dictionary: Bro what the frick.. Get your fetish up out of here. You smell bad too

you: Wtf

Urban Dictionary: yeah you go away you little cracker

Dirty Toes 

A man that had sex outdoors, that's why the front of his shoes are dirty. You can tell he isnt a homeless bum,and he wasn't alone because his shirt is clean.
dirty toes knows dirty hos
Dirty Toes by byeb August 20, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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