On โNot To Dirty Sundayโ you are allowed to get dirty but not to dirty. Like some blowies and handies are perfectly fine but no hardcore anal and pounding your mates asshole so hard it makes a loud clapping noise.
Professor Surge: Donโt be silly itโs โNot To Dirty Sundayโ , which means we may not prohibit the rules of doing hardcore anal. The rules say we could do some blowies and handies Edward.
Dirty dozen Sunday is when you and your buddies each lock themselves into a room and beat off 12 times before leaving the room. Common side effects are extreme highs, extreme lows, apathy, excitement, shooting blanks, hatred of women, and of course, extreme chaffing. Most commonly done by frat boys, porn addicts, professors, businessmen, Chinese people and nerds.
Dude 1 to Chick 1: We're organizing a Dirty dozen sunday, you want in?
Chick 1 to Dude 1: I hate you guys.
..Later...
Dude 1 to Chick 1: Sorry, I can't sleep with you for at least 2 weeks, I rubbed my penis raw yesterday.
Chick 1 to Dude 1: I hate you guys.
When a person puts chunky peanutbutter and chocolate syrup in their partners ass. Next the person with a stick ass is to John in place to mix it up good. Last you spread the delicious looking ass and add ice cream, sprinkle, and a cherry. Finally you devour your partners ass.
By-MJS
My girl made me a dirty sundae. I ate the whole thing.
Nothing better then a dirty sundae in a rainy day.
You can't give your mom a dirty sundae... we're Christian.
A Dirty Chocolate Sundae is the act of a man shitting in the toilet, standing up after they've taken the shit, and jacking offโ but only if they've ejaculated onto the shit in the toilet is it a Dirty Chocolate Sunday
Guy 1: I rubbed one out on the toilet and it turns out that the guy in the next stall heard everything.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring โ one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.