Dirty Squid
Dirty Squid by LightningWizard June 11, 2019
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dirty squid
A sailor on the USS Oak Hill that that takes it in the ass from the CPO's mess; also brings grody fat chicks over to his friends homes to "show off" his catch.
Pat is a Dirty Squid, he will have califlower on his dick and fiscular tearing in his ass when he gets back!
dirty squid by Earl Schieb December 13, 2008
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