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Dirty Spider-Man

To masturbate while wearing a pair of worn unwashed panties over your head, with the gusset over the nose - so you can inhale all the heavenly glory.

Correct positioning of the leg holes either side of the eyes enables visual stimulation to be used as desired.

If the panties are heavily soiled with anus debris the act becomes known as a ‘Smelly Venom’.
Uncle Albert was in trouble with Rodney when he accidentally washed a pair of Cassandras knickers Rodney had been saving to have a ‘Dirty Spider-Man’ with.
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Dirty Spiderman

When your receiving a blow job from your missus or a random, just as you blow dont let her know and BAM!! splat her in the face while yelling "GO WEB GO"
Ty did the dirty spiderman to Mandy the other nite and it got stuck up her nostrils and in her hair
Dirty Spiderman by Matty/Spanky April 25, 2007

Dirty Spiderman

When your fucking it from the back and you blow out her hip and you say the cum will fix your grandmothers hip
Grandma:OH FUCK MY HIP YA BASTARD
You:Grandma hold on you need the Dirty Spiderman
Dirty Spiderman by BIGBOIBOCE April 29, 2019