Dirty Spider-Man

To masturbate while wearing a pair of worn unwashed panties over your head, with the gusset over the nose - so you can inhale all the heavenly glory.

Correct positioning of the leg holes either side of the eyes enables visual stimulation to be used as desired.

If the panties are heavily soiled with anus debris the act becomes known as a ‘Smelly Venom’.

Uncle Albert was in trouble with Rodney when he accidentally washed a pair of Cassandras knickers Rodney had been saving to have a ‘Dirty Spider-Man’ with.

Dirty Spider-Man by Marty the Hat May 7, 2020

Get merch

Get the Dirty Spider-Man mug.

See more merch

Dirty Spiderman

When your receiving a blow job from your missus or a random, just as you blow dont let her know and BAM!! splat her in the face while yelling "GO WEB GO"

Ty did the dirty spiderman to Mandy the other nite and it got stuck up her nostrils and in her hair

Dirty Spiderman by Matty/Spanky April 25, 2007

Get merch

Related Words

Dirty Spiderman • dirty spider • dirt spider • Dirty Slider • dirty • Dirty Bird • dirty south • dirty harry • Dirty thirty • dirty d

Dirty Spiderman

When your fucking it from the back and you blow out her hip and you say the cum will fix your grandmothers hip

Grandma:OH FUCK MY HIP YA BASTARD
You:Grandma hold on you need the Dirty Spiderman

Dirty Spiderman by BIGBOIBOCE April 29, 2019

Get merch

Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

Get merch

cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

Get merch

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Get merch

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

Get merch