Dirty Shwaf

To do anal but as soon as you're about to cum you tell her to open her mouth for a facial and to close her eyes but instead shit on her face while cumming

I gave Rosa a dirty shwaf on saturday and she was pissed!

Dirty Shwaf by Stoutism April 13, 2020

dirty shaffer 

The "dirty shaffer" is when you dip your nuts in used motor oil and drag them across someone's face

I was working on my sweet hotrod and i gave my girl a dirty shaffer

dirty shaffer by CreepyUncleNateBoboLil Eshesh May 14, 2015

dirty shafer 

A old crusty worthless ass salesman

This dirty shafer tried to sell me some bullshit in a bag

dirty shafer by P nus May 14, 2015

Dirty shafik

To goon to cards from clash royale, usually while being unemployed

Dude Josh just did a dirty shafik mid class

Dirty shafik by Fuckufill October 29, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019