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Dirty Sage 

A Dirty Sage is a wise sex active Guru who practices the art of Amazing sex and sexual advice
Dude I know a dirty sage who has all the tips and tricks by being a freak in the sheets
Dirty Sage by Radlifestyle27 April 1, 2020

Dirty Salger 

When your muted in a call with your friends and your secretly masturbating.
I think Maj might be pulling a Dirty Salger!
Dirty Salger by SmartDirtyLiam February 5, 2022

dirty saige

A Dirty Saige is where you rub sage, to cleanse of spirits, on a bitches pussy when she’s had an abortion.
Dude 1: did y’all do it ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dude 2: hell yeah, she gotta bomb ass puss... but..
Dude 1: bUt..?

Dude 2: SHE’S HAD 13 ABORTIONs man
Dude 1: 😳
Dude 2: I dirty Saiged that shit
Dude 1: helllll yeahhh brother
dirty saige by GreenAlien2 April 15, 2020

Dirty Sage 

The act of kidnapping a midget named Henry and forcefully making him dookie on ur chest after you eat Taco Bell.
“Dude last night I hit the most diabolical dirty sage after Taco Bell”
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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