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dirty sammie 

A bad bitch that you can’t kill
Damn I really can’t kill dirty Sammie
dirty sammie by Lola Donald April 15, 2020

Dirty Sammichez 

it is when a you take a sandwich and rub it in your ass crack and then and rub it on the someones upper lip leaving a mustache
Damien said, it is time for lunch I think I will give her a dirty Sammichez.
Dirty Sammichez by Wilsonnewman January 9, 2015

Dirty Sammich 

When the guy making your sandwich stares at your ass the entire time he makes it.
Fuckin' Quiznos guy blatently stared at my ass the entire time he was making my sandwich. He can't even try to be discreet? Geez. I feel like I got a dirty sammich now.
Dirty Sammich by cosmovern September 9, 2010

dirty sami 

Is when a woman uses men for her benefit but also at the same time brings herself down to a place in conscience where they hate themselves while they use and manipulate the one who really cares for them
Mario could not see the dirty sami he had got into while at the same time Sami could not see the Dirty Sami she was doing to the man who would give his life for hers. Mario loves sami and would prolly go threw a dirty sami over n over till she can see clear
dirty sami by Truelove91 April 3, 2020

Dirty Sammie 

when you sandwich your booty cheeks around his thing when you're spooning
We didn't hook up, we just slept and dirty sammie.
Dirty Sammie by PsySam April 20, 2020

Dirty Sami 

When you friend pretends they screen share something cool and they screenshare por*!

When you are sexually connected to a door
When your muted in a call with your friends and your secretly masturbating
When your friend decides to abuse you sexually and mentally for no reason at all
Dirty Sami by SmartDirtyLiam January 23, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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