Dirty Ruwen

When someone doesn't shower for weeks but then forces you to give head on his cheese dick

He did the dirty Ruwen on me and it traumatised me

by ibangedurmumyesterday August 13, 2022

Dirty Ruben

A respectful man who tends to the womans needs unlike dirty philo

Oh he really was a dirty ruben last night

by Rozza Gooner April 14, 2020

Dirty ruben

When you have sex on the side of the road and you cum in your partner's asshole, who spray's it all over the wind shield.

Whe did a dirty ruben on the way to Disney world.

by Gregg Chen September 6, 2021

Dirty Ruben

first, you order a Ruben sandwich with extra sour kraut, you then proceed to go to your kitchen where you blend the said sandwich into a soupy consistency. place this soup into your partners vagina, then, slurp every last drop out of her.

this is a tasty snack as well as a way to help your girl level out her vagina's ph level.

goddamn girl, you look like you could use a dirty Ruben

by makimammy October 12, 2022

dirty ruzena

she will try to insert your nob inside her but because shes blind she will insert it into a pile of cement

she tried to do the dirty ruzena on me

by jackfenlon January 5, 2021

dirty rowena

When a woman isn't really in the mood but she gives in and just let's you crack on whilst watching cougar town and guzzling red wine

He was nagging so he got a Dirty Rowena

by Forthethread April 4, 2020

Dirty Rowen

When you didn’t actually know she’s 10 so you got her pregnant. You aren’t allowed within 120 feet of a preschool. You also bran flakes because you’re a gross motherfucker

I accidentally pulled a dirty rowen. Now I’m in prison

by Spicy Taco Bell gonorrhea June 20, 2024