first, you order a Ruben sandwich with extra sour kraut, you then proceed to go to your kitchen where you blend the said sandwich into a soupy consistency. place this soup into your partners vagina, then, slurp every last drop out of her.

this is a tasty snack as well as a way to help your girl level out her vagina's ph level.

goddamn girl, you look like you could use a dirty Ruben

Dirty Ruben by makimammy October 12, 2022

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dirty ruzena

she will try to insert your nob inside her but because shes blind she will insert it into a pile of cement

she tried to do the dirty ruzena on me

dirty ruzena by jackfenlon January 5, 2021

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dirty rowena

When a woman isn't really in the mood but she gives in and just let's you crack on whilst watching cougar town and guzzling red wine

He was nagging so he got a Dirty Rowena

dirty rowena by Forthethread April 4, 2020

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Dirty Rowen

When you didn’t actually know she’s 10 so you got her pregnant. You aren’t allowed within 120 feet of a preschool. You also bran flakes because you’re a gross motherfucker

I accidentally pulled a dirty rowen. Now I’m in prison

Dirty Rowen by Spicy Taco Bell gonorrhea June 20, 2024

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