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Dirty pablo 

When someone is blowing lines off your penis while their masturbating and singing the Barney theme song meanwhile a third party rims your asshole
I got a dirty Pablo last night
Dirty pablo by Linda108 April 1, 2020

dirty Paloma 

When it comes up to the bed your imagination is off to the limits, you're kinky and nasty as shit need to calm down. Are you having sex or in a fight? It only gives you fuckboys or weirdos who doesn't cuddle after dominate you. Check your daddy issues tho
-Are you gonna come to the party?
-Maybe latter, first Im gonna get some dirty Paloma's meet
dirty Paloma by bbybratgyal April 14, 2020

Dirty Padlock 

When a girl is grinding on you and has her arms locked around your neck at the same time, making it impossible to escape.
Nick: Wow, did you see Austin last night at the dance? That girl had him in a Dirty Padlock all night!

Evan: Yeah i did, he looked so helpless.
Dirty Padlock by GFAEV423 September 29, 2010

Dirty Pablo 

Getting a whore to fart cocaine up your hooter, during, before or after sex.
I had a right sort last night, she even gave me a dirty pablo!!
Dirty Pablo by LENDOGG June 6, 2020

Dirty Pablo 

After buttfucking a girl, you blow your load on her back, punch her in the head to knock her out, and steal her clothes after dragging her outside.
Man, right after jizzed i Dirty Pabloed that bitch and took pictures.
Dirty Pablo by Kip and Caolan January 13, 2005

Dirty Pablo 

After ejaculating, the man puts a line of his semen on his penis. After placing the ejaculate on his shaft, the other participant of the sexual intercourse snorts the line up in their nose, like you would normaly do it with cocaine.
"Hey i sould really like to try a DIRTY PABLO!!"
"Ok for sure, let me collect some cum"
*snort*
"WOW that´s some good stuff."
Dirty Pablo by Dannypala November 23, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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