Dirty Paige 

A dirty Paige is a woman who will go down and give you that gawk gawk, nipple twister, ball buster 3000 and once she's done swallowing all of your kids she will get up then shake you mothers hand, as if she wasnt just tugging on your cock like she was trying to milk an old sick cow.

Dude man#1: bro my mom hates my girl and she's dull asf i think im gonna bump her.
Man dude#2: awe bro that sucks i dont have that problem i met a FREAK. Her names Paige.
Dude man#1: im gonna go get myself a Dirty Paige.

Dirty Paige by Babygirl1719 July 29, 2020

Dirty Paige 

The pages of a porn mag that are stuck together with man glue.

I found my dad's Playboy but I had to jerk it to the articles because all of the pictures were on dirty paiges.

Dirty Paige by Emsiemanym June 10, 2019

dirty paighton 

The dirty Paighton is the act of whereby a man bends over and shits into the recipient’s mouth, then the recipient chews and spits it over the penis and begins to blow him. The man then receives a sloppy, shitty blowjob

Ethan: Omg mate did you hear what happened last night?

Alan: No what happened?
Ethan: Darren got a dirty paighton from Lucy last night.

Alan: No fucking way bro, that shit must have smelt.

dirty paighton by Yachunckyboi May 4, 2019

Dirty Paine 

the act of jerking off to shirtless photos of hans zimmer, and ejaculating onto a chocolate chip eggo.

Charles told me about his attempted dirty paine last night.

did you give him a dirty paine?

Dirty Paine by nekcalf November 15, 2024