2 definitions by nekcalf

Common slang in buckhead, atlanta for a vape pen, especially one owned by a high school student.
Can be used as a verb, or even an adjective.
Yesterday I saw Zach looking for his schmee in his car.
Drew and his friends were indulging in schmee at the party.
by nekcalf October 4, 2023
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The act of shuving confetti up a woman’s vagina while boning her anus with a male goat having a threesome with 2 lizards in your possession
Dude, I gave Brooke a Dirty Julian last night, it was HOT
by nekcalf May 21, 2020
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