Definitions by nekcalf

Dirty Paine 

the act of jerking off to shirtless photos of hans zimmer, and ejaculating onto a chocolate chip eggo.

Charles told me about his attempted dirty paine last night.

did you give him a dirty paine?

Dirty Paine by nekcalf November 15, 2024

Schmee 

Common slang in buckhead, atlanta for a vape pen, especially one owned by a high school student.
Can be used as a verb, or even an adjective.

Yesterday I saw Zach looking for his schmee in his car.
Drew and his friends were indulging in schmee at the party.

Schmee by nekcalf October 4, 2023

Dirty Julian 

The act of shuving confetti up a woman’s vagina while boning her anus with a male goat having a threesome with 2 lizards in your possession

Dude, I gave Brooke a Dirty Julian last night, it was HOT

Dirty Julian by nekcalf May 21, 2020