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Dirty Nigel 

Eating table scraps out of a girls cooch
My girlfriend wanted me to give her a dirty Nigel last night
Dirty Nigel by Jd of August 29, 2018

Dirty Nigel 

The act of: you put French fries (or any carb) on your butt and have seagulls eat them off so you get beak penetration.
“Bro, I’m not sexually satisfied anymore.”
“I heard that Bruce had a good time with a Dirty Nigel last night.”
Dirty Nigel by Spitfiremako August 17, 2018

dirty nigel 

Term used for a long haired person who tends to get drunk easy.

They have a tendacy to be small and week,

Hah that dirty nigel is so wasted hes eating buttercups!
dirty nigel by Joobe June 6, 2007

Dirty Nigel 

To deliver an oversized mechanic’s index finger into the naughty balloon knot of your lover as she bends over to pick up your shooting brogues.
“Carol my dear, would you mind awfully grabbing my shooting attire from the back door and placing them on the drying rack for me”

“of course not Nigel my darling…..……JESUS CHRIST!! Is that your finger or a coke can that’s just tickled my spleen from the basement entrance?!?! It felt like someone just used me as a guitar case.”

“Oh Carol, you do make me laugh. I just saw your delightful rear end calling to me through that Cath Kitson dress and I felt compelled to deliver a good old Dirty Nigel to you bum-hoolio. Love you”

“Love you too you cheeky monkey
Dirty Nigel by Rachel1980 August 9, 2025
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026