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nerdy dirty 

What happens when two nerds hook up.
Person1: Why haven't we seen C around lately?

Person2: Oh, she's been doing the nerdy dirty with her physics lab partner.
nerdy dirty by evlrmm8t November 12, 2009

Nerdy, Dirty, Greasy look 

Bad hair day
Helen: You're having a nerdy, dirty, greasy look today?

Hayden: Yes.

Helen: You should work on that.

Hayden: No.

dirty nerd

The act of taking a deuce on someone's chair usually an unliked teacher or co-worker and then throwing a book over the poo and leaving the work of art for the person to discover.
I totally dirty nerded her...I can't wait to see her expression when she finds out.

I just gave the best dirty nerd to President Obama...take that socialistic healthcare.
dirty nerd by smirnoff1264 April 17, 2010

Dirty Neddy 

A furry, orange man, with a cunty demeanor, usually covered in glitter. Remains attractive in spite of not showering for days.
That boy is such a dirty Neddy...I totally hate him
Dirty Neddy by Nessie1235 September 21, 2020

nerd dirty 

v. To be dirtied by nerdiness. To be unintentionally exposed to uncool behavior as by proximity or auditory transmission.
Hey Jacko, we may be forced to nerd dirty the poor bastard.
nerd dirty by 7abitha May 12, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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