Dirty Morticia

The act of using some kind of heating apparatus (heat gun,curling iron ect.) to warm up the vaginas of a deceased woman for their purposes (usually sex).

I can't believe Paul was caught at the morgue paying for a Dirty Morticia. Paul said it was good but it was only warm for like 5 minutes.

by Hue G Wang December 3, 2025

The dirty mortician

You tell your partner to go and stand next to the freezer for a while, then return to the bed and act dead so that you can have intercourse. (A walk-in cooler or freezer works best!)

Tim told Autum to go cool off by the freezer so she could play dead and get the dirty mortician on!

by RS THE PIG February 2, 2019