Dirty Mop
When you're at a club/bar and you take a girl in the bathroom, bend her over, wrap her legs around your waist, and mop the floor with her head.
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Dirty Mop
A recently coined term in which someone (usually male) takes a dump on a girl's hair. For this to be entirely accurate, she must have long, blonde hair, and it must be diarrhea.
Dirty Mop by Gooch Master Eric June 13, 2004
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dirty mop slide
When your keg is kicked and you mop the spillage off the floor, wring it down some guy's ass crack and drink it. Also known as the double anal mop drop.
dirty mop slide by lower frederick April 1, 2004
dirty mop bucket
Where a man with diarrhea shits in a girl's mouth. Then, as she holds the feces in her mouth, the man dips his penis into her mouth and proceeds to make mopping motions on her body with his shit-covered penis.
Guy #1: Dude, did you hear all the commotion coming from the dorm across the hall last night?
Guy #2: Hell yeah! Andy must have been giving Savannah another dirty mop bucket.
Guy #2: Hell yeah! Andy must have been giving Savannah another dirty mop bucket.
dirty mop bucket by Crowberry July 2, 2012
dirty mop slide
a dance you do when you are around your friends... has to do with the the flags gurls keep in their purses... something you laugh about till death
dirty mop slide by AngelBabie89007 March 30, 2004
The Dirty Mop
The Dirty Mop by n a f t a June 4, 2009
the dirty mop job
When a guy is banging a bitch, he first shits on the floor. Then cums in her hair. Then flips her upside down and wipes the shit off the floor with her hair. After this is done, she rings the shit and cum out her hair onto the guys dick and gives him a blowjob
the dirty mop job by the mastermindz March 9, 2007
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