Dirty Merlin
A Dirty Merlin is an older gentlemen, who hangs out in the corner of a bar hitting on locals. Usually sporting a novelty tash and smelling like rotten foodstuffs.
Dirty Merlin by Noraa Rellim January 26, 2009
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Dirty marlin
So we were getting busy last night and she wanted something more risque. So I gave her the dirty Marlin.
Dirty marlin by Malcolm's finest September 16, 2017
Dirty Meringue
A Dirty Meringue is a fella who you would expect to have a vanilla sense of sexual nature towards other potential homesexual males but actualy gives off a vibe that other potential homesexual males feels is too aggressive in the sheets.
Corybn was completely off guard when Jack went from a chill conversion about chugging beers to a complete Dirty Meringue and implied that the beers could be a metaphor for his peen.
Dirty Meringue by Definitely not Terry June 22, 2021
Dirty Melinda
I was fucking this girl from the bar last night. I didn't want to get her pregnant so I gave her a dirty Melinda
Dirty Melinda by Railingemharder March 4, 2019
Dirty Melinda
Dirty Melinda by MrWands June 27, 2017
Dirty Melinah
When your boyfriend slips it into your asshole, and then he takes it out and his dick is green, so now you gotta understand that pain for the first time and live through the trauma.
Dirty Melinah by MysthiccSama June 3, 2026
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