Dirty Mateo

A guy named Mateo that is really dirty and doesn't take a shower for a year.. but the girls still love him though!!

Girl: I love Mateo!!

Boy: that kid?!! He very dirty you know..

Girl: I don't care.. I STILL LOVE DIRTY MATEO

by DIRTY MATEO FOR LIFE September 30, 2016

Dirty Mate

Stuffing a girl's vagina with yerba mate, pouring hot water into it, and slurping it out with a bombilla (straw) in the same way that South Americans drink mate. Usually done with friends.

To keep warm, the guys got together and drank some dirty mate out of Juana´s cunt.

by veludo July 18, 2010

Dirty Makeout

When a person farts into their partners mouth, and then vigerously makes out with that person, swishing the stentch around.

Guy one: i knew she was cheating on me so i really got her good
Guy two: what did you do?
Guy one: i Gave her a dirty makeout session

by Pbreak09 June 5, 2009

dirty mateasha

Shoving a Xbox controller in their ass while shoving two Nintendo switch joycons and a Xbox controller in their pussy while their vibrate inv and fuck then while choking

I fucked her so hard after the dirty Mateasha

by Pentquad September 7, 2021

dirty mateasha

The act of putting an Xbox controller into her ass while putting two vibrating Nintendo joycons and vibrating Xbox controller (preferably your main one)in her vagina and fucking her while choking her

Dude I think she liked the dirty Mateasha a little too much

by Pentquad September 7, 2021