Dirty Mateo

A guy named Mateo that is really dirty and doesn't take a shower for a year.. but the girls still love him though!!

Girl: I love Mateo!!

Boy: that kid?!! He very dirty you know..

Girl: I don't care.. I STILL LOVE DIRTY MATEO

Dirty Mateo by DIRTY MATEO FOR LIFE September 30, 2016

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Dirty Mate

Stuffing a girl's vagina with yerba mate, pouring hot water into it, and slurping it out with a bombilla (straw) in the same way that South Americans drink mate. Usually done with friends.

To keep warm, the guys got together and drank some dirty mate out of Juana´s cunt.

Dirty Mate by veludo July 18, 2010

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Dirty Makeout

When a person farts into their partners mouth, and then vigerously makes out with that person, swishing the stentch around.

Guy one: i knew she was cheating on me so i really got her good
Guy two: what did you do?
Guy one: i Gave her a dirty makeout session

Dirty Makeout by Pbreak09 June 5, 2009

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dirty mateasha

Shoving a Xbox controller in their ass while shoving two Nintendo switch joycons and a Xbox controller in their pussy while their vibrate inv and fuck then while choking

I fucked her so hard after the dirty Mateasha

dirty mateasha by Pentquad September 7, 2021

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dirty mateasha

The act of putting an Xbox controller into her ass while putting two vibrating Nintendo joycons and vibrating Xbox controller (preferably your main one)in her vagina and fucking her while choking her

Dude I think she liked the dirty Mateasha a little too much

dirty mateasha by Pentquad September 7, 2021

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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