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Dirty Martine 

Dirty Martine is a slang that is used for girls who only have sex with married men to get pregnant, Dirty Martine will later do anything to get in a poly relationship with both the father of the child and his wife/husband.
Yeah dude, you should definitely stay away from her, she looks like the type of girl to pull a Dirty Martine.

Dirty Big Martine

When yer ma goes to an Ann Summers party and hides a sassidge roll in 'er doot and sez she hid it in 'er handbeg while calling ye a durty cunt.
"Yer ma did a Dirty Big Martine. Know where she did this sassidge roll?"
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "

Dirty Martin 

The sexual act of a small angry man, pumping doggy style while ringing a bell and signing the rebel tunes
I see wee Senga got a Dirty Martin after the Selik game last night

dirty martini 

a deadly cocktail which includes 9cl. of vodka, 3cl.of dry vermouth and 1.5cl. of olive brine! fuckin gorgeous
"i got seriously fucked last nite off 6 dirty martinis!"
dirty martini by Lousy August 29, 2003

Dirty Martin 

When a French couple fuck on a tractor but neither can cum because they're talking too much
A couple on their Texan ranch back forty were steaming up the windows on their new tractor but ended up having a Dirty Martin and leaving the scene upset.
Dirty Martin by Cisaac14 September 21, 2018

dirty martinez 

spin off of the classic dirty sanchez, except you stick your own finger in your own ass and wipe it across your own upper lip.
dirty martinez by brycemovement August 6, 2006
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Oblication 

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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