Dirty Marcello 

When you go to that party and hook up with that crazy bitch who, after giving you a pleasant yet rough hand job, shits on your hand wherein you proceed to fist her loose vagina with your shitty hand while screaming your ex girlfriend/wife's name.

Guy 1: "Yo I heard things got real weird last night at that party."

Guy 2: "Yeah...... I gave that Dunkin Donuts bitch Stacy the old 'Dirty Marcello'."

Guy 1: ".....She shit on your hand and you fisted her screaming your ex girlfriends name? You realize she was 14 right bro?"

Guy 2: "......Fuck."

Dirty Marcello by ChrisMarcello October 11, 2012

dirty marcella 

When a female breaks up with you and fucks your best friend afterwards.

My ex pulled a dirty Marcella last night.

dirty marcella by Larrytheegg April 14, 2020

Dirty Marcelo 

Handsome, lightskin, attractive body builder with a massive 35 inch cock.
He lowkey gets all the bitches.

I wish I could be Dirty Marcelo.

Dirty Marcelo by Tommas Larg September 7, 2021

Dirty Marcella 

When the female partner queefs whilst fitting a jar of pickled eggs up her vagina forcefully, often causing consecutive queefs which gradually arouse the male partner.

Man, I met this bird and she took me to her place, I undressed and turned and I saw her pulling a dirty marcella, beautiful shit.

Dirty Marcella by RAFSHE7 April 18, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019