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Dirty Lindsey

When goods (breakfast burritos, misc drugs, booze, power tools, etc) or services (lawn mowing, furniture moving, shoveling etc) are exchanged for sexual favors enjoyed by both parties. It’s sexy, everyone is a winner, but it does require an act of service prior to any sexual activity.
I asked Dan over for a dirty Lindsey last night, he came over and mowed my lawn and then I gladly gave him a blowjob of appreciation. I think we both had a great time and an enjoyable evening. . Plus my yard looks amazing !

Dirty lindsay 

What a woman farts louder than your husband as you get yelled at by him
Did you really have to dirty lindsay babe
Dirty lindsay by dcool69 April 24, 2020

Dirty Lindsay 

When a girl farts in here sleep.
Man, your girl is in there giving us the dirty Lindsay
Dirty Lindsay by Tgeez May 11, 2020

Dirty Lindseylee 

When a man cums inside a gorgeous redheads mouth , she spits it out into his asshole and inserts a buttplug.
“Hey man, did you see that gorgeous redhead over there?”
“Yeah! She gave me the Ol Dirty Lindseylee last week!”
Dirty Lindseylee by James jackle September 19, 2020

Dirty lyndsey 

No such thing; a myth

That girl Lyndsey showers 3 times a day; but I think she's in there practicing her master baiting technique for fishing season.
No such thing as a dirty Lyndsey. She's as fresh as a bar of zest.
Dirty lyndsey by LoVeisaWarZone April 8, 2023
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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