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dirty lindsey

A girl who pulls out her viagina and rubs it on every public bench she can find to get horny.
Paul: Where's Kathleen?
Pedro: I got rid of the crazy bitch, she started to Dirty Lindsey in the park.
dirty lindsey by Wasstfjwbqq August 15, 2017
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Dirty Lindsey

When goods (breakfast burritos, misc drugs, booze, power tools, etc) or services (lawn mowing, furniture moving, shoveling etc) are exchanged for sexual favors enjoyed by both parties. It’s sexy, everyone is a winner, but it does require an act of service prior to any sexual activity.
I asked Dan over for a dirty Lindsey last night, he came over and mowed my lawn and then I gladly gave him a blowjob of appreciation. I think we both had a great time and an enjoyable evening. . Plus my yard looks amazing !

Dirty lindsay 

What a woman farts louder than your husband as you get yelled at by him
Did you really have to dirty lindsay babe
Dirty lindsay by dcool69 April 24, 2020

Dirty Lindsay 

When a girl farts in here sleep.
Man, your girl is in there giving us the dirty Lindsay
Dirty Lindsay by Tgeez May 11, 2020

Dirty Lindseylee 

When a man cums inside a gorgeous redheads mouth , she spits it out into his asshole and inserts a buttplug.
“Hey man, did you see that gorgeous redhead over there?”
“Yeah! She gave me the Ol Dirty Lindseylee last week!”
Dirty Lindseylee by James jackle September 19, 2020

Dirty lyndsey 

No such thing; a myth

That girl Lyndsey showers 3 times a day; but I think she's in there practicing her master baiting technique for fishing season.
No such thing as a dirty Lyndsey. She's as fresh as a bar of zest.
Dirty lyndsey by LoVeisaWarZone April 8, 2023
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scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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