Dirty Landen

When you snort coke off of an outdoor store owners penis and walk back across the street to your club with a tarp to have copious amounts of unprotected sex with Miranda... all while helping your bros clean ducks and scout.

It’s dirty Landen time! Que up the fuckin AC/DC we are headed back to camp.

by TheGhostOfTomWaits March 5, 2019

Dirty Landon

When you chug a Captain and Coke and post a dick pic online and get banned.

Friend 1: bro, haven’t seen you post anything online lately.
Friend 2: yeah, they busted me for pulling a dirty Landon, so I’ve been banned.
Friend 1: damn bro, that sucks.

by Dhayes213 March 31, 2020

Dirty Landon

Landons often are horny 24/7 and love sex

Omg he looks like a dirty Landon

by Gaylandon April 12, 2020

Dirty Landon

When a guy is about to cum he yells at the top of his lungs “FUCK ME DADDY” And then proceeds to shoot his cum in the air and catch it in his mouth then regurgitates it into your mouth

last night I hooked up with this guy and he gave me dirty Landon, and I can still taste it!

by BaddieWitDaFattie April 18, 2020

Dirty Landyn

The act of masturbation and posting it on Youtube, then getting the police called on you for harassment.

Friend: Why haven't you posted on youtube in a while?

Me: I pulled a Dirty Landyn, sorry

by ThatOneGuy,TheChineseOne April 12, 2020

dirty linden

The dirty linden is a process of searching for the perfect hentai and then vigorously fapping to it

"Dude i pulled a dirty linden last night"

"Yo i might tonight

by Jalaldige February 8, 2017

Dirty Landon

It’s when you are having sex with a girl and you shit yourself

I had to dump that guy after he gave me a Dirty Landon.

by Rugaroo Dragon July 13, 2023