Dirty Laela
When you rip a cone so hard that the tires of your car fall into the nearest ditch while racking up a phat line while at the beach then at work
Dirty Laela by Chimney smoke February 14, 2024
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Dirty Laela
When you rip a cone so hard that the tires of your car fall into the nearest ditch while racking up a phat line while at the beach then at work
Person 1: Where’s your car dard?
Person 2: bruz, I just full sent it head first into a ditch ay.
Person 1: But how??
Person 2: I was rippin a phat doink while racking some coco on me dash, then bang..scunts fkd.
Person 1: bloody did a Dirty Laela ya dumb dawwwg, trues god.
Person 2: Nah shut ya hole, goin to the beach
Person 2: bruz, I just full sent it head first into a ditch ay.
Person 1: But how??
Person 2: I was rippin a phat doink while racking some coco on me dash, then bang..scunts fkd.
Person 1: bloody did a Dirty Laela ya dumb dawwwg, trues god.
Person 2: Nah shut ya hole, goin to the beach
Dirty Laela by Chimney smoke February 14, 2024
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