Dirty Kurt
When someone is extra dirty. Like seriously dirty... boxes stacked up in the shower dirty... so dirty your skin looks grey and occasionally takes on a yellow, or brownish hue.
Dirty Kurt by Iscariom July 6, 2011
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Dirty Kurt
When your out with someone and when they go to the washroom, you cum in their drink and rub your balls over their straw, then proceed to finger yourself in the ass, and put your fingers in their mouth.
Yo bro, I was on a date with a hot chick last night, and I did a dirty Kurt to him. heheheheh hahahaha
Dirty Kurt by anonymous March 28, 2024
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While Kirk was rubbing the suntan lotion on Karen Sue's back, he thought he'd attempt a litle dirty kurty on her. Karen Sue was not amused!
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dirtyturtlesockfucker
when you put a whole bottle of lotion in your sock and start jacking off. when your about to cum you pull of the sock in a special way to make it inside out, wipe the remaining lotion from youre penis. then get a bucket of ice and stick youre dick in it. afterwards analfuck youre wrinkly old grandma till you cum on her dentures. wait an hour till you get a boner and tease a snapping turtle with it. then grab the little snapping turtle and shove youre dick into its little butthole and FUCK BOY FUCK. then when you cum the turtle shouldnt be able to stand the rushing cum and he will explode all over your dick with a spermy, bloody, turtley mess
dirtyturtlesockfucker by motherfuckingrabbit April 12, 2011
dirtycurty04
Known to be the fuck up, dirtycurty04 is the biggest clout chaser ever. He pulls fire alarms, beats up skinny ass kids, and smokes a lot of nicotine.
dirtycurty04 by DIRTYCURTY04 December 21, 2019
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