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Dirty Kurt

When someone is extra dirty. Like seriously dirty... boxes stacked up in the shower dirty... so dirty your skin looks grey and occasionally takes on a yellow, or brownish hue.
That guy over there's a Dirty Kurt.
by Iscariom July 6, 2011
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Dirty Kurt

When your out with someone and when they go to the washroom, you cum in their drink and rub your balls over their straw, then proceed to finger yourself in the ass, and put your fingers in their mouth.
Yo bro, I was on a date with a hot chick last night, and I did a dirty Kurt to him. heheheheh hahahaha
by anonymous March 28, 2024
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dirty kurty

While Kirk was rubbing the suntan lotion on Karen Sue's back, he thought he'd attempt a litle dirty kurty on her. Karen Sue was not amused!
by Dave Kendrick May 24, 2006
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dirty kurtis

When you smack someone’s ass until they shit themselves and proceed to eat them out
Dam that chick is getting some dirty kurtis tonight
by Dawgo May 13, 2020
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dirty kurtis

When u smack a cow’s booty with manure and eat it out
Dam bruh he’s tryna pull a dirty kurtis
by Dawgo May 13, 2020
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dirtyturtlesockfucker

when you put a whole bottle of lotion in your sock and start jacking off. when your about to cum you pull of the sock in a special way to make it inside out, wipe the remaining lotion from youre penis. then get a bucket of ice and stick youre dick in it. afterwards analfuck youre wrinkly old grandma till you cum on her dentures. wait an hour till you get a boner and tease a snapping turtle with it. then grab the little snapping turtle and shove youre dick into its little butthole and FUCK BOY FUCK. then when you cum the turtle shouldnt be able to stand the rushing cum and he will explode all over your dick with a spermy, bloody, turtley mess
aw fuck yeah i had the best dirtyturtlesockfucker yesterday
by motherfuckingrabbit April 12, 2011
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dirtycurty04

Known to be the fuck up, dirtycurty04 is the biggest clout chaser ever. He pulls fire alarms, beats up skinny ass kids, and smokes a lot of nicotine.
OMG, dirtycurty04 is the biggest clout chaser here.”
by DIRTYCURTY04 December 21, 2019
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