Dirty Krystal 

When You Kidnap A police officer and use his taser to penetrate your asshole

Last week I pulled a dirty krystal. I should probably get out of here

Dirty Krystal by ZachYeet June 21, 2018

Dirty Krystal 

Two college frat guys on Halloween dress up as characters from the 80’s cartoon series ‘Rainbow Brite’ - you know, for a laugh - get a little bit too drunk off Natty Ice and cheap rot-gut vodka screwdrivers, start looking good to each other, figure “Hey, there aren’t any chicks around and he’s my buddy. So, why not?” and discover for one single night in their lives true freedom and happiness.

I will always fondly recall that one very special night that I had a “Dirty Krystal” with my Cambridge buddy Stewart. It was like a rainbow unveiled upon a golden canvas of Mammatus clouds - the rarest of the clouds. But enough about that childish nonsense. How’s your golf game, Kevin?

Dirty Krystal by The WhoGirl June 12, 2019

Dirty Krystal-Rose

When you curse your friend to have a baby and try to make your friend be the dad.

“I really want a baby but I don’t want to have one myself so I did a Dirty Krystal-Rose on my friend.”

Dirty Krystal-Rose by FrancisTheLoliPopLady May 28, 2019

dirty kristal 

The act of finger poppin' your man's booty hole, and when you pull out your finger, there's just enough poo to draw a smiley face on his Cadbury Egg sack.

I was fingering my mans Hershey highway, and pulled a dirty kristal.

dirty kristal by Buttpirate07 March 31, 2020

dirty krystle

A Dirty Krystle is when she lights a blunt neked, takes a big ol hoot up the vag, and “blows” the smoke into his mouth.

Bryan tried his first Dirty Krystle last night, and he was ripped for hours.

dirty krystle by Ma$3 June 5, 2020

dirty krysta 

When a girl somehow manages to become publicly known as "Krusty Kurt"; meaning that she has krusty crevices and secretions all over her body not knowing why or where they came from.

Wow, I woke up this morning feeling sooooo dirty Krysta, talk about serious confusion.

dirty krysta by kurtis mfuckin fartin leonardo July 12, 2020