Dirty Kriston

A man who loves to do cocaine on the regular and likes to shit in his hand and clap.
Usually seen walking fast paced, jaw swinging, lip syncing to a song. The majority of dirty Kristons are massive whores who will give their booty up for a free glass of wine and have smelly sweaty ballsacks.

PSA: likely to have gonorrhoea.
Have you seen that man’s jaw?
That’s a dirty kriston
by Lesbiansnogays1990 December 04, 2023
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