Dirty Kriston 

A man who loves to do cocaine on the regular and likes to shit in his hand and clap.
Usually seen walking fast paced, jaw swinging, lip syncing to a song. The majority of dirty Kristons are massive whores who will give their booty up for a free glass of wine and have smelly sweaty ballsacks.

PSA: likely to have gonorrhoea.

Have you seen that man’s jaw?
That’s a dirty kriston

Dirty Kriston by Lesbiansnogays1990 December 3, 2023

dirty kristen

When you fuck somebody to death

I pulled a dirty Kristen last night.. There were no survivors.

dirty kristen by Wilcomk March 30, 2020

Dirty Kristen

When a sexy witch with a nice ass lures a man in to perform sex magick and then steals his wallet and anything worth of value once he falls asleep.

Belinda- Wow Kris Did you see how that piece of shit treated that girl?
Kris- Ya girl, I seen that! I’m gonna Dirty Kristen his bitch ass at 3.

Dirty Kristen by Kris Vee March 30, 2020

Dirty Kristina 

A Dirty Kristina is when a female gives sexual pleasure to a males anus

I met up with this girl last night and gave me a dirty kristina

Dirty Kristina by BuckingBronco69 June 5, 2020

dirty kristin 

v. when having sex a guy pulls out, cums in her mouth, and brushes her teeth with his dick

I haven't brushed my teeth all day...Mike, will you dirty kristin me?

dirty kristin by Kalison November 7, 2007

Dirty Kristine 

When you Chinese finger cuff two gay men for free room and board but secretly fantasize about muscled meatheads tickling your twat

I had no place to catch when I moved to Hawaii so I had to pull a Dirty Kristine

Dirty Kristine by Pineapple dreamcatcher April 17, 2020

Dirty Kristopher 

A Dirty Kristopher is when you and a sexy ass jawn lick both sides of a dirty 1962 penny butt ass naked while your spirit animals ascend from the Astral Plane and intertwine into a yin yang swirling above your heads before you both straight doodoo on yourselves.

"Man I didn't even hit cuz was tripping too hard and pulled a dirty kristopher."

Dirty Kristopher by Buttermilk Dopeness April 7, 2020