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Dirty Kellen

When your talking with a girl you like and she suddenly becomes a bitch so you then you ask her to tap and she says yes but you end up just MMA fighter her in the middle of sex naked and she flicks your balls so hard they malfunction and continuously cum everywhere.
Yeah we broke up because I ended up pulling a Dirty Kellen
by Boy man in the toilet October 16, 2022
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Dirty kellan

when a man kisses a other man while one is sitting in the toilet while the other pees in their chest
I just had a Dirty kellan with steven in the stalls just a minute ago
by Azoorik December 3, 2020
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Dirty Kelley

This is when you're having sex and a leprechaun comes out of no where and smacks your partner in the face with his you know what.
I thought dirty Kelley's were a myth, I guess I was wrong.
by Daahhhaha April 14, 2020
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Dirty keilen

Keilen is a nasty fat dirty bitch with a small dick and she thinks it’s huge buts it really super small
by Dirty jariah July 3, 2020
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Dirty Keelen

When you use the insides of a horse to make a condom without removing the outside of the horse (plain old horse sex) followed by letting the horse and his friends ride you.
Damn did he just do a dirty keelen?
by Keelenquinn November 5, 2020
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Dirty Keller

when your hanging with a big group of friends and that one dirty keller takes a hard fart but then liquid shit starts slowly leaking out his ass and it reeks like liquid ass, then he takes off his underwear and drawlz to clean up but then shit starts blowing out of his anus like a water hose gieser. everybody is soaked and covered in green shit like a dolphin show at the zoo. oh and he's a monkey
bro 1: remember when dirty keller was being a dirty keller last saturday
bro 2: yeah but it smelt so good i was kinda lickin my fingers ngl
by silvagina May 23, 2023
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Dirty Hellen Keller

The act of taking a shit on your significant others eyes and ears
Hey dude I met this chick at the bar the other night and she told me to give her a dirty Hellen Keller, and all I know is that it turned into a really shitty situation...
by TheMartini88 September 24, 2015
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