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When you stick your finger up her butt, and reach around and give her a Mexican moustache.
Pedro stuck his finger in Marisol's butt, reached around and gave her a Dirty Juanita.
by Drewby888 July 2, 2006
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When you take a girl in the shower and you lather up her tits and then you knock her out with a crowbar. You give her a dirty sanchez and leave her out on the front lawn.
As I walked by my neighbors house I saw his girlfriend passed out on the lawn with a dirty sanchez and realized that her boyfriend had given her a dirty juanita.
by grundel octavio September 25, 2007
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When you forcibly make your family watch as you tear the clothes off your ex girlfriend and make her shove bottles full of TABS and laxatives then proceed to make your sister eat it.
Bro i think the cops are looking for me after doing a dirty Juanito
by James yafdesuh May 14, 2020
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The act of wrapping toilet paper around your cock and wiping your girlfrieds ass with it after she takes a shit.
Girlfriend: "honey my hands are broken, i need you to wipe my ass"
Boyfriend: "ok but only if we can do that Dirty Juanitez"
by The Gazz Man May 20, 2010
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