Dirty Juanita
Dirty Juanita by Drewby888 July 2, 2006
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dirty juanita
When you take a girl in the shower and you lather up her tits and then you knock her out with a crowbar. You give her a dirty sanchez and leave her out on the front lawn.
As I walked by my neighbors house I saw his girlfriend passed out on the lawn with a dirty sanchez and realized that her boyfriend had given her a dirty juanita.
dirty juanita by grundel octavio September 25, 2007
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Dirty Juanita • Dirty Juanitez • dirty juanito • dirty • Dirty Bird • dirty south • dirty harry • Dirty thirty • dirty d • Dirty Mike
dirty juanito
When you forcibly make your family watch as you tear the clothes off your ex girlfriend and make her shove bottles full of TABS and laxatives then proceed to make your sister eat it.
dirty juanito by James yafdesuh May 14, 2020
Dirty Juanitez
The act of wrapping toilet paper around your cock and wiping your girlfrieds ass with it after she takes a shit.
Girlfriend: "honey my hands are broken, i need you to wipe my ass"
Boyfriend: "ok but only if we can do that Dirty Juanitez"
Boyfriend: "ok but only if we can do that Dirty Juanitez"
Dirty Juanitez by The Gazz Man May 20, 2010
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