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Dirty Jason 

When you’re a good friend and an even better lover but you’re quick to break someone’s face if they cross you.
We’re cool and all, but if he talks shit behind my back again I’m gonna turn into a whole Dirty Jason.

Dirty Jason 

To recieve a blow job while seated on toilet seat and taking a shit
I got a dirty sancez from tipper gore last night.
Dirty Jason by mike July 4, 2003

Dirty Jason 

When your boyfriend Jason is sucking your dick and starts humming the words to a Toby Kieth song.
My boy Jason was sucking my cock When all of a sudden he started humming the words to Red Solo Cup. Fucking traitor!.

Now I know what’s it’s like to get a Dirty Jason!
Dirty Jason by Pyscho669 April 28, 2020

Dirty Jason 

Dirty Jason by anonymous May 30, 2023

dirty jason priestly 

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners sideburns, elongating and porkchopping for an authentic looking priestly sideburn.
He gave her a dirty jason priestly and she never had anal sex again.

dirty jason p

The act of a going pee while shoving a q-tip into one ear and another into your anus until reaching climax (if climax has not been reach during urination, then this is considered a dirty brandon y)
Jason and brandon made bets to see who could properly succeed at pulling off the dirty Jason p, unfortunately they could only do a dirty brandon y
dirty jason p by dirty jason p April 2, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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