Dirty Hough

When you cum so much that the bathroom walls get covered with it so you call in your brother and start taking the cum of the walls and start buttfucking until he goes unconscious from the amount of cum in his anus. Then you go into the kitchen and freeze your cum into popscicles so later that say, you give it to your family and they die of too much cum being put into their body.

I love doing a dirty hough every morning

by Arabian Bomber May 31, 2023

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Dirty Hugh

When you have threadworms in your poop after pooping on live TV, so you individually pick each threadworm out of a freshly laid shit and thread them up into the woman's bumhole. You must then proceed to take the rest of the DUNG, spread the vaginal flaps and gently insert into the mynge hole. The flaps are then sealed shut with blue tack and a Christmas ribbon, before being RIPPED open on the night of a full moon (after dung marination has occurred) and a non-erect penis is SQUANCHED into the mynge and a bit of wee comes out. Salt and pepper must be added to the mix for 5 minutes to make it really delinchis, before the dung recipe is removed, compiled into a lasagne format with fresh egg lasagne sheets from Sainsburys and forcibly fed to the woman. This must be on live TV oh shuh

I gave my bitch a dirty Hugh last month and it was so delinchis, ha ha the woman

by The Womayn April 16, 2020

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