Dirty Gonzalo

Doing autofellatio while another man pegs your asshole without lube.

The other night, I met a man at a bar. Things seemed like they were going well, so we went back to his place and did the Dirty Gonzalo.

by hankythechristmaschew March 19, 2025

dirty gonzalez

When you ejaculated into someone's nose after they give you a blow job. Then you push their nose into your ass and fart.

James gave Bree a "Dirty Gonzalez" after they ate mexican food.

by Lynn Bell February 20, 2007

Dirty Gonzales

while in the act of sexual intercourse, the man or woman slips his or her finger into the anal cavity of their respective partner; Then removes "said" finger and shamefully slips it into his or her partners needy mouth..

woman, says "what the hell was that, I believe you just gave me a taste of my own ass" dirty gonzales baby!!

by TheBigDirty December 18, 2011

dirty Gonçalo

Is the act of trying try to penetrate a computer USB port with the man's junk.

Rodrigo tried to do a dirty Gonçalo with his new mac book.

by Dirtyboyyyyy May 23, 2020

Dirty Gonzales

When a female in the act of performing oral sex on a male, is choked before the male occurs an orgasm. She then gasps for air swallowing the ejaculation.

She told me she doesn't swollow, so I gave out the Dirty Gonzales.

by P.D.D. a.k.a. Dirty D July 28, 2008