hankythechristmaschew's definitions
The other night, I met a man at a bar. Things seemed like they were going well, so we went back to his place and did the Dirty Gonzalo.
by hankythechristmaschew March 19, 2025
Get the Dirty Gonzalomug. Any politician, especially a veep of the USA, who ascends the ranks of their country's political ladder through the bedsheets rather than the worksheets.
(NOTE: THIS IS AN EXAMPLE ONLY, ANY REFERENCES TO REAL POLITICIANS ARE ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL) "Holy sh*t, there is NO way Laura Alvarez is Minister of National Security, she's incompetent! Wasn't she some random, unknown office clerk only five years ago? That Camel-Toe Kamala! She did more than a few men (and women) more than a few favours...
by hankythechristmaschew July 9, 2024
Get the Camel-Toe Kamalamug.