Dirty Gnome 

A person who is often maligned for being something that they are not, usually referred in the context of being filthy, scruffy, disorganised, with alleged underhand tactics.

Occasionally used in a competitive setting to express the pressure a person feels
Guy 1: An Archery Champion: “That Archer is a Dirty Gnome”

Used to explain why something unexplainable has happen to them
Guy 2 Xarett: It must have been down to the Dirty Gnome.

Often used by others to explain away their failings and incorrectly proportion blame
Guy 3 Dimitry: “I missed. It must have been because of the Dirty Gnome”

Used when you are not sure if the advice you received is helpful or designed to be off putting
Guy2: “Was that the Dirty Gnome's idea?

Dirty Gnome by Charles3rd October 23, 2019

A Dirty Yard Gnome 

A sexual act involving a yard gnome used as both a vaginal and anal dildo. Usually used while a girl is on her period, but to give a true dirty yard gnome the woman has to also have a case of diarrhea.

Guy 1: Man, my girlfriend is into some freaky things.

Guy 2: That's not a bad thing right?

Guy1: Normally no, but this chick asked for a Dirty Yard Gnome.

A Dirty Yard Gnome by madworldradio July 12, 2009

dirty gomez 

Immediately after anal sex you the man pulls his cock out of the whore's ass and smears her shit around her mouth in a circle, making it look as if she has a mustache and goatee, except it's like a shitstache and shitee.

Ha that little whore loved it when I gave her the dirty gomez.

dirty gomez by Ali T April 27, 2003

Dirty Gomez 

Contrary to the common belief, a Dirty Gomez actually occurs when a man pulls his member out of a skanks ass and rubs contents which are left over around her eyes in the geometric shape of a circle.

Jay Leno gave Wishbone a Dirty Gomez!

Dirty Gomez by Nicole88 January 2, 2009

reverse dirty gomez 

After the Dirty Gomez, The girl who just got shat in the mouth, throws it up into the guys mouth.

"I gave Robert a reverse dirty gomez after he thought he could shit in my mouth"

"You go girl!"

reverse dirty gomez by delli June 29, 2007

Dirty Gomez 

The act of sending a link to a friend that opens a Selena Gomez music video, Very much like being Rick Rolled.

After I had Rick Rolled my boss for the ninth time he got me back with the Dirty Gomez.

Dirty Gomez by DominicLove May 16, 2011

Dirty Gomez 

To take your dick and soak it shit water, and shove down the female throat and then fuck her in the ass adding a donkey punch in the end.

Guy 1: Dude how was your date last night, with Alyssa?
Guy 2: We got dinner and then I Dirty Gomezed her.

Dirty Gomez by SUPER DICK December 2, 2015