Dirty Ervin 

When you realize the girl you were fucking is really ugly so your penis hides inside its foreskin like a turtle

Guy 1: yooo I heard you got laid last night! Nice!
Guy 2: yeah I was hitting it from the back but then that post nut clarity hit me and I had to pull a dirty Ervin.

Dirty Ervin by anonymous October 14, 2021

Dirty Ervin 

When you’re hitting her from the back and as you’re about to nut you suplex her and scream “YOU ARE NOT WORTHY” then proceed to finish yourself off (can enhanced by adopting a smug look).

Bro so I was getting it good last night then learned she lied to me about being her first so I gave her the Dirty Ervin.

Dirty Ervin by Based God Emperor Trump December 16, 2020

Dirty Erin 

The act of finding unusual places to have sex with your partner in order to avoid being caught by your children.

Sarah was feeling so horny she took Jim to the horse box for a Dirty Erin

Dirty Erin by scorpia_ December 12, 2018

Dirty Erin 

When you realize that you haven’t pooped in three days, so you try to poop. To your surprise, you aren’t constipated. The poop comes out fast!

Dude, I got so worried that I was constipated last night. Turns out I just did a Dirty Erin!

Dirty Erin by snowgirl23 April 17, 2020

Dirty Elvin 

A man who cheats on his wife, comes home and proceeds to give said pregnant wife herpies

Did you hear her husband gave her a Dirty Elvin

Dirty Elvin by Northernballsdeep December 26, 2020