Dirty Ervin

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When you realize the girl you were fucking is really ugly so your penis hides inside its foreskin like a turtle

Guy 1: yooo I heard you got laid last night! Nice!
Guy 2: yeah I was hitting it from the back but then that post nut clarity hit me and I had to pull a dirty Ervin.

Dirty Ervin by anonymous October 14, 2021

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Dirty Ervin

When you’re hitting her from the back and as you’re about to nut you suplex her and scream “YOU ARE NOT WORTHY” then proceed to finish yourself off (can enhanced by adopting a smug look).

Bro so I was getting it good last night then learned she lied to me about being her first so I gave her the Dirty Ervin.

Dirty Ervin by Based God Emperor Trump December 16, 2020

Related Words

Dirty Ervin • Dirty Erin • Dirty Elvin • dirty arvin • Dirty Erwin • dirty mervin • Dirty Revina • dirty • Dirty Bird • dirty south

Dirty Erin

The act of finding unusual places to have sex with your partner in order to avoid being caught by your children.

Sarah was feeling so horny she took Jim to the horse box for a Dirty Erin

Dirty Erin by scorpia_ December 12, 2018

Dirty Erin

When you realize that you haven’t pooped in three days, so you try to poop. To your surprise, you aren’t constipated. The poop comes out fast!

Dude, I got so worried that I was constipated last night. Turns out I just did a Dirty Erin!

Dirty Erin by snowgirl23 April 17, 2020

Dirty Elvin

A man who cheats on his wife, comes home and proceeds to give said pregnant wife herpies

Did you hear her husband gave her a Dirty Elvin

Dirty Elvin by Northernballsdeep December 26, 2020

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026