This is when a Dirty Eliana bakes a chocolate cake and uses the leftover chocolate icing by shoving it in her mouth an deep throats a man until his dick becomes dark brown.
A woman who is confident in life! She's got the assets to get any man, but chooses to be strong and independent. When someone asks her out, all they get it rejection.
My bro asked about a woman the other day, and she was a dirty elaina.
When a girl actually has a penis and she whips and its way bigger than yours. She then proceeds to anally fuck you while singing old macdonald had a farm, she then shaves her rapunzel pubes and force feeds them down your throat which you are weirdly attracted too. You then cum all over her pet dog called scruffy but it doesn't show because it's a white dog.
Yesterday Geoff and I pulled a Dirty Elina, my dog will never be the same
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!