You cum on someones face and them throw a handful of glitter on it so they shine like Edward Cullen in the sun
by the big lindowski November 18, 2013

A Dirty Daniel Edwards is when you get lured to Ipswich on a false pretence and find out she has a dirty arsehole... so drive home sad and alone thinking you canโt smell porn.
by Rupert bear April 17, 2020

by Bigwilly445 July 3, 2020
