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dirty drug 

A term used for drugs that are:

(1.) not cool to use, and considered especially harmful, self-destructive and low-class. The big three are meth, crack and heroin, and PCP is often put in this category as well. Others include synthetic weed and misused legal shit like mouth wash, Robitussin and Benadryl.

(2.) Of dubious or scandalous origin, i.e. product sold and misrepresented as good drugs when in reality they are shitty, usually cheaper stand-in stuff. Pills claimed to be 'ecstasy' can actually contain stupid amounts of other drugs, usually amphetamines, and "LSD" is often actually DOC.
(1.) Shawn has no self-control, he's been doing dirty drugs like meth, heroin and shit. I feel sorry for his girlfriend, man.

(2.) Fuck dude, that tab was dirty! Shit tasted like iron, I'm gonna have a bad trip now, fuck. Never thought my contact would sell a dirty drug.
dirty drug by Darko da Don October 11, 2012

dirty drums 

When you forget to give your drums a shower, and it procedes to plot against you and seek new world order
Those dirty drums just invaded poland
dirty drums by Chinchilla-lord November 13, 2013

Dirty Drumstick 

When you have anal sex with a female & then have vaginal sex with a different girl with washing.
After fucking Kendra in the ass, he gave Crissy the dirty drumstick.
Dirty Drumstick by Da Boy K.O. October 22, 2011

dirty drummer 

An act of sex where a guy fucks someone in the ass and then pulls out and slap them in the face with their cock.
I gave Molly a surprise last night. She's normally a fan of going from ass to mouth, well last night I decided to throw in a dirty drummer and slapped it on her face.
dirty drummer by jmingo January 9, 2008

Dirty Drumstick 

This is when you fart in a girls mouth and she holds it in her mouth. Then you take your hard cock and tap her cheeks with it. In theory, her mouth should sound hollow like a drum when tapped.
I just fuckin gave her the dirty drumstick!
Dirty Drumstick by CURT BITCH October 8, 2006

dirty druid 

one of the meanest, and cleanest. fast known humanoid to ever attempt a windmill headspin. (founder of the swirls). known for spiderman smash and daredevil sweep. also is known to have venemous bite, approach with extreme caution.
ow ! i was bit by a dirty druid !
dirty druid by porky peterson October 2, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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