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Dirty Dru 

When a man inserts his penis into both vaginal and anal cavities to assert a form a punishment for bratty behavior.
Did you hear what happened to Rachel?

No??
She got Dirty Dru'd and had to go get antibiotics.
Dirty Dru by Bella4720 March 31, 2020
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dirty drug 

A term used for drugs that are:

(1.) not cool to use, and considered especially harmful, self-destructive and low-class. The big three are meth, crack and heroin, and PCP is often put in this category as well. Others include synthetic weed and misused legal shit like mouth wash, Robitussin and Benadryl.

(2.) Of dubious or scandalous origin, i.e. product sold and misrepresented as good drugs when in reality they are shitty, usually cheaper stand-in stuff. Pills claimed to be 'ecstasy' can actually contain stupid amounts of other drugs, usually amphetamines, and "LSD" is often actually DOC.
(1.) Shawn has no self-control, he's been doing dirty drugs like meth, heroin and shit. I feel sorry for his girlfriend, man.

(2.) Fuck dude, that tab was dirty! Shit tasted like iron, I'm gonna have a bad trip now, fuck. Never thought my contact would sell a dirty drug.
dirty drug by Darko da Don October 11, 2012

dirty drums 

When you forget to give your drums a shower, and it procedes to plot against you and seek new world order
Those dirty drums just invaded poland
dirty drums by Chinchilla-lord November 13, 2013

Dirty Drumstick 

When you have anal sex with a female & then have vaginal sex with a different girl with washing.
After fucking Kendra in the ass, he gave Crissy the dirty drumstick.
Dirty Drumstick by Da Boy K.O. October 22, 2011

dirty drummer 

An act of sex where a guy fucks someone in the ass and then pulls out and slap them in the face with their cock.
I gave Molly a surprise last night. She's normally a fan of going from ass to mouth, well last night I decided to throw in a dirty drummer and slapped it on her face.
dirty drummer by jmingo January 9, 2008

Dirty Drumstick 

This is when you fart in a girls mouth and she holds it in her mouth. Then you take your hard cock and tap her cheeks with it. In theory, her mouth should sound hollow like a drum when tapped.
Dirty Drumstick by CURT BITCH October 8, 2006

dirty druid 

one of the meanest, and cleanest. fast known humanoid to ever attempt a windmill headspin. (founder of the swirls). known for spiderman smash and daredevil sweep. also is known to have venemous bite, approach with extreme caution.
ow ! i was bit by a dirty druid !
dirty druid by porky peterson October 2, 2006
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