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Dirty Doc 

Imagine you wake up with such a raging boner that your dick drills a hole in your bed. It felt good, did it? You have never came so fast from something so simple. Just you and your little hole in the bed. From now on this becomes your goal in life. You go home every day, going to sleep, just to fuck the tiny hole in the bed and fill your mattress with warm fresh cum. After a while it gets boring, you decide to experiment. You go out, buy the highest quality top notch lube. Back home. All excited like its your first day of school in first grade all over again. You get naked and go to your little hole in the bed. Its lubed up and it feels amazing, you couldn't wish for anything more in this life. Just when you are about to bust a nut enough to crusade the whole Europe and half of Asia, your dad busts into the room and catches u red handed. He knows what you are doing. He was young once. He had a hole in his bed as well. He sits down next to you, you are desperately trying to hide your immense boner while he talks you through how his hole in bed almost made him commit war crimes while both of you cry. Ingame.
Dirty Doc means sus man
Dirty Doc by BikaBika September 25, 2023
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Dirty Doc 

A member of the medical field, most commonly the military medical field, who is known to be highly promiscuous.
Are you kidding? Doc Smith is a Dirty Doc!! He's dicked down half the troops!!
Dirty Doc by Mr. Garabaldi January 10, 2008

Dirty Docks 

noun; a place where the shawty (s) are trifling
Shawty: *trifling*
Inky: Shawty trifling! She must be from Dirty Docks.
Dirty Docks by BigBrainMan69420 June 22, 2021

dirty docks 

a place were the hoes reside
Janet fucked my husband she must be from dirty docks.

Dirty docks 

If a girl is being extra or just being weird she’s from dirty docks.
‘Shawty trifling she must be from dirty docks’
Dirty docks by kultured_king June 25, 2021

dirty doctor 

4-Chloro-2,5-dimethoxyamphetamine, commonly known as DOC--a psychedelic of the phenethylamine family.
the dirty doctor made a house call and now ollie's tripping his NUTS off.
dirty doctor by shizzle b. April 7, 2008

Mitchell The Dirty Doctor

A quiet young beanie wearing man who packs a monster cock similar to Thor's Hammer in his name brand work pants due to extensive radiation poisoning.
Mitchell The Dirty Doctor has to go see a Doctor due to his great big dirty cock.
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