Dirty Dishes 

When a girl uses a wet wash cloth to clean the jizz from her vagina then gives the wash cloth to her partner to clean his face.

Greta, having had it with Michael's short cummings, threw Michael her used dirty wash cloth to wipe her pussy juice from his face. Thus Michael now has dirty dishes.

Dirty Dishes by GB/MB February 5, 2008

dirty dishes 

A group of minorities hanging on a corner and usually smell of marijauna or some other narcotic

Guy #1- i hate driving in the ghetto and seeing dirty dishes around

dirty dishes by frankie peen January 13, 2010

Dirty dishes 

Something that you probably have on the table to your left

Go clean those fucking dirty dishes, you piece of shit.

Dirty dishes by broken glass and crashing August 31, 2023

dirty dishes and the dishwasher 

a sexual game where a guy takes forks, knives, spoons and uses them to sexually stimulate a woman by placing them in her vagina, ass, or mouth until they have the woman's bodily fluids on them.

Damn bro you and your chick played dirty dishes and the dishwasher last night? That's fucked up.

dirty dishes and the dishwasher by Frknbed June 30, 2009

Doing the dirty dishes

When the bathroom is occupied so you take a piss in the sink.

The other day I was busting for a piss but someone was in the bathroom so I slashed in the sink and found myself doing the dirty dishes.

Next time I'll take out the dishes first.

Doing the dirty dishes by HizerKite November 23, 2023

Dirty-Dished

When someone does not want to do a particular task and then does it in a very shoddy manner. By secretly doing a poor job on the task, the other party will become frustrated.

If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.

Wife: Why is there still food on these dishes?

Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.

Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)

Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.

Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.

(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?

Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.

(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.

Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.

Wife: Literally

loaf

slack
confuse
trick
sneaky

Dirty-Dished by Brian Kia Ora May 27, 2016

dirty dishsoap 

The act of spreading one's bumcheeks while a 2nd person aims the dishsoap buttle squirting directly into the dirty anus to freshen it up.

Boy1: aight man, im done with them dirty dishes ;) spread them bumcheeks for a dirty dishsoap
Boy 2: for sure daddy for sure :3

dirty dishsoap by BumcheekBros June 14, 2023