Wipe lie

When after the first wipe, the toilet paper is clean but you wipe for a second time and realise it was just an illusion. It then takes half the roll to get clean.

I had a very satisfied smile after a clean first wipe but the next revealed I had been fooled, a wipe lie!

by HizerKite November 22, 2023

Brown Binning

The act of engaging in an unnatural act in a garden or other outside space.

'I was brown binning the girlfriend the other day when a party of ramblers discovered us in our compromised position so I whipped it out and jizzed on her back'

by HizerKite July 11, 2017

Doing the dirty dishes

When the bathroom is occupied so you take a piss in the sink.

The other day I was busting for a piss but someone was in the bathroom so I slashed in the sink and found myself doing the dirty dishes.

Next time I'll take out the dishes first.

by HizerKite November 23, 2023