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Dirty Dilan 

The act of ball torture and ass eating at the same time
He’s a total wildcard. I heard he was getting a dirty Dilan from Tori
Dirty Dilan by Yaboydiggy August 3, 2025

dirty delaney

She’s shy but freaky on the sheets, you might think she’s innocent but she’s not, she’s actually a super horny person.
Dirty Delaney ain’t holy.
dirty delaney by Powerpuffsgirls April 12, 2020

Dirty Diana 

A hoe, slut or treesh that’ll get it with the whole gang
Damn she a treeshhaaa Dirty Diana go get a breath mint fo u come get this session. That bitch got it by the whole F.O.C
Dirty Diana by Pop Smoke June 2, 2019

Dirty Diana 

1. a woman who will do anything to get her hands on all "members of the band" and seduce them. She stalks stars and uses and abuses them. She's a very aggressive starfucker.

2. a #1 hit by Michael Jackson that hit the top during the spring and summer of 1988. It's the fifth #1 hit from his "Bad" album. It details a sort of paranoia edge.
1. When I was leaving the arena after a Van Halen concert there were two young cheap tarts who were in tight black dresses and had 10 gallon drums worth of make-up piled on their faces. A stage hand packing up equipment yelled to the two Dirty Diana wannabes: "They're all married. You can't get up here. Go home!". They turnedaround and left in a huffy way. Aw RATS!

2. Steve Stephens, guitarist for Billy Idol plays a "laser beam" effect solo on "Dirty Diana".

3. Dirty Diana, nah

Come on!

Dirty Diana 

The term for having sexual intercourse with a female road traffic accident victim
Im stood near the road waiting for a Dirty Diana
Dirty Diana by hobomofolio August 12, 2009

Dirty Diana 

Drinkin Leann/Wock
Im drinking that dirty Diana
Dirty Diana by Pimpinnosimpin June 23, 2023
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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