Dirty Darien

Dirty Darien is when you spread your asshole open with clamps and stuff it like a thanksgiving turkey

He gave me a dirty Darien last night and I still feel it

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Dirty Darin

When you bend over and have your wife whip your hairy ass with a flogger so hard it leaves bruises

Guy 1: Man, it hurts to sit down
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: my wife gave me a Dirty Darin last night

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A dirty darren is when you clean the whole house cook dinner do all the washing and still don't get any.

I cleaned the whole fucking house and cooked dinner and all she gave me was a dirty darren

Dirty Darren by Ashosist February 10, 2019

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When you single handedly destroy the living souls out of two girl while having a threesome a.k.a make them have an instense orgasm

Yo i just dirty Darian two frat girl yesterday they were screaming 😂😂

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The act of having sex with a mechanic using engine grease as lube...

Gonna take myself to the shop for a Dirty Darlene

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When you ejaculate into a woman's vagina and suck out all of the cum and spit it back into her rectum then continuing by eating out her ass.

"I gave that girl a Dirty Damien last night, she absolutely loved it"

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That nigga over there is a dirty Darion, he’s such a nerd

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