Dirty Darien 

Dirty Darien is when you spread your asshole open with clamps and stuff it like a thanksgiving turkey

He gave me a dirty Darien last night and I still feel it

Dirty Darien by Laciecane April 15, 2020

Dirty Darien

Dirty Darien (noun/verb)

The absolute fucking nastiest, most depraved sexual maneuver you can pull on a willing (or questionably conscious) partner. It starts with you railing someone raw in the ass like a jackhammer on meth, then right as you're about to bust, you yank out, shove your shit-smeared cock straight down their throat, and force them to gargle your cum mixed with their own ass juice while you finger-blast their sloppy hole. Bonus points if you piss in their mouth mid-swallow and call them "Darien" regardless of their actual name, because at that point they're just your filthy little Darien fuck-puppet.
It's named after that one unhinged dude (or chick) from wherever the fuck Darien is who turned "getting your salad tossed" into a biological weapon. Zero fucks, maximum biohazard.

Example 1:
"Bro, last night I gave Sarah a Dirty Darien so nasty she shit-talked me for a week but still begged for round two. Her breath smelled like hot diarrhea and regret."
Example 2:
"Never trust a Tinder date who says she's 'adventurous.' I ended up on the receiving end of a Dirty Darien and now my throat feels like I deepthroated a sewage pipe. 10/10 would traumatize again."
Example 3:
"Yo, after three tabs of acid and a bottle of lube, we invented the Double Dirty Darien — that's when both of us take turns being the Darien. The sheets are still burning in the backyard."

Dirty Darien by DarkestBoy June 17, 2026

Dirty Darin 

When you bend over and have your wife whip your hairy ass with a flogger so hard it leaves bruises

Guy 1: Man, it hurts to sit down
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: my wife gave me a Dirty Darin last night

Dirty Darin by Darin’s_Flogger June 14, 2020

Dirty Darren 

A dirty darren is when you clean the whole house cook dinner do all the washing and still don't get any.

I cleaned the whole fucking house and cooked dinner and all she gave me was a dirty darren

Dirty Darren by Ashosist February 10, 2019

Dirty Darian 

When you single handedly destroy the living souls out of two girl while having a threesome a.k.a make them have an instense orgasm

Yo i just dirty Darian two frat girl yesterday they were screaming 😂😂

Dirty Darian by XxxPussydestroyerXxxd April 24, 2020

Dirty Darlene

The act of having sex with a mechanic using engine grease as lube...

Gonna take myself to the shop for a Dirty Darlene

Dirty Darlene by Serpentman May 20, 2019

dirty damien 

When you ejaculate into a woman's vagina and suck out all of the cum and spit it back into her rectum then continuing by eating out her ass.

"I gave that girl a Dirty Damien last night, she absolutely loved it"

dirty damien by SeemsLegït January 1, 2021