Dirty Danchez 

Similar to the "dirty sanchez" though instead of a fecal matter mustache. The matter on hand is applied as war paint, which will be worn proudly.

Last night Danny gave his wife a unexpected Dirty Danchez.

Dirty Danchez by Dabsquatch September 18, 2021

Dirty Dan-chez 

A variation of the dirty sanchez. Primarily relating to teenage males who leave the engine or "upper lip" of their car dirty or "shitty" when displaying their car to other car nuts.

After noticing that the pictures of Dan's car contained a very dirty engine compartment, we called him "Dirty Dan-chez"

Dirty Dan-chez by helldorardo December 26, 2004

dirtysanchez 

When two people are engaged in sex, one person, usually the male, inserts their finger in the anal cavity of their partner, and proceeds to wipe particles of feces on the upper lip of their mate.

My girlfriend and I were having sex last night, and right after I had an orgasm I gave her a dirty sanchez.

dirtysanchez by Pete March 20, 2003

dirtysanchez 

When your getting some brown lovin' and you smear some shit on your lovers lip making her look like shes got a brown mustache.

The dirty bitch loved a thick dirty sanchez

dirtysanchez by BlueOyster April 30, 2003