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Dirty Dalton 

just before ejaculation you cup your hands together to catch the semen. once in hand you do a 360 spin while flinging it along the walls in a circle.
dude last night i hooked up with sydney and pulled the dirty dalton in her parents bedroom.
Dirty Dalton by sunshinepins 103 February 26, 2011
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Dirty Dalton 

After banging a girl ejaculate and urinate in her butt then she immediately farts in your face.
I picked up this girl at the bar and we did a Dirty Dalton back at my place.

dirty daxton 

When you give the girl everything then disappear for a game then come back to screw her again.
Man... look how he just ran for the pokemon after fucking that girl now thats a dirty daxton

Dirty Dayton 

When a man (usually a ginger) attempts inserting his boot tip into his own ass while masturbating furiously in an attempt to beat the souless sperm from his body. Typically a mechanic. Prefers performing this act while on a toilet or in front of a coworkers mother.
Man that guy sure is good with cars.. probably a dirty dayton
Dirty Dayton by anonymous7539274 April 16, 2020

Dirty Dayton 

Dirty Dayton: also known as farting while eating a butterfinger off a girls dirty, hairy butt crack followed by the Cummy Queef (refer to definition in URbanDictionary)
Hey Karol, wanna do the dirty dayton ? I’ll bring the butterfinger.
Karol responds with, sorry your dad did the dirty dayton on me last night.
Dirty Dayton by Shanannabananas March 12, 2022

Dirty Daltyn 

Dude we totally pulled a Dirty Daltyn last night
Dirty Daltyn by Stackableorphan April 20, 2020

Dirty Dayton 

When a man (usually a ginger) attempts inserting his boot tip into his own ass while masturbating furiously in an attempt to beat the souless sperm from his body. Usually a mechanic. Prefers performing this act while on a toilet or in front of a coworkers mother.
Man that guy sure is good with cars.. probably a dirty dayton
Dirty Dayton by anonymous7539274 April 16, 2020
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