Dirty Dalton

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just before ejaculation you cup your hands together to catch the semen. once in hand you do a 360 spin while flinging it along the walls in a circle.

dude last night i hooked up with sydney and pulled the dirty dalton in her parents bedroom.

Dirty Dalton by sunshinepins 103 February 26, 2011

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Dirty Dalton

After banging a girl ejaculate and urinate in her butt then she immediately farts in your face.

I picked up this girl at the bar and we did a Dirty Dalton back at my place.

Dirty Dalton by Richard B. Swangin May 25, 2019

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dirty daxton

When you give the girl everything then disappear for a game then come back to screw her again.

Man... look how he just ran for the pokemon after fucking that girl now thats a dirty daxton

dirty daxton by thatyoutubehelper June 20, 2020

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Dirty Dayton

When a man (usually a ginger) attempts inserting his boot tip into his own ass while masturbating furiously in an attempt to beat the souless sperm from his body. Typically a mechanic. Prefers performing this act while on a toilet or in front of a coworkers mother.

Man that guy sure is good with cars.. probably a dirty dayton

Dirty Dayton by anonymous7539274 April 16, 2020

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Dirty Dayton

Dirty Dayton: also known as farting while eating a butterfinger off a girls dirty, hairy butt crack followed by the Cummy Queef (refer to definition in URbanDictionary)

Hey Karol, wanna do the dirty dayton ? I’ll bring the butterfinger.
Karol responds with, sorry your dad did the dirty dayton on me last night.

Dirty Dayton by Shanannabananas March 12, 2022

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Dirty Daltyn

When you and Dean tag team

Dude we totally pulled a Dirty Daltyn last night

Dirty Daltyn by Stackableorphan April 20, 2020

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Dirty Dayton

When a man (usually a ginger) attempts inserting his boot tip into his own ass while masturbating furiously in an attempt to beat the souless sperm from his body. Usually a mechanic. Prefers performing this act while on a toilet or in front of a coworkers mother.

Man that guy sure is good with cars.. probably a dirty dayton

Dirty Dayton by anonymous7539274 April 16, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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