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Dirty Cookies 

A descriptive term for any unfortunate situation, to insult an unwanted group of assholes, or could be used to describe anything literally covered in filth. It is most effective when describing something that used to be good. Why? Because no one wants dirty cookies.
Me: My roommate invited 13 year old girls to our kegger... again...
Guest: Aw fuck dat! Dats some dirty dookies right dere.

Stoner #1: Noooooo, I just spilled half the ground up weed for this blunt on the carpet! (5 minutes later, after picking it out of the carpet fuzz) Eh, it's not that bad, we can still smoke it.
Stoner #2: Dude... thats some dirty cookies.

Raver: That was the best desert party I've ever been to... Can I use your shower? I'm such a dirty cookie right now.
Dirty Cookies by dotpxl November 28, 2012
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dirty cookies 

a description of a girl's cooter when she's on the rag
"you've got dirty cookies don't you?"
"till the end of the week"
dirty cookies by mrs squarrell March 2, 2004

Dirty Cookie 

An initiation rite practiced by some fraternal organizations. Pledges of the organization surround a cookie, masturbate furiously and ejaculate on the cookie. The last one to ejaculate then is required to eat the cookie.
If you want be an Omega, prepare to eat the "dirty cookie".
Dirty Cookie by BFish July 1, 2006

Dirty Cookie 

A dirty cookie is made when you cum inside a females ass, she then shits out the cum/poop mixture onto a baking sheet. next bake at 350 for 14 minutes and there you go
“i’m in the mood for a dirty cookie tonight”
“honey, let’s make a dirty cookie”
Dirty Cookie by ogmudbone444 March 14, 2022

Dirty Nicola cookie

When you have a cookie so good you have a mental orgasim
Yesterday I was stuck in traffic, so I munched on a dirty nicola cookie so good I got a little bit moist
Dirty Nicola cookie by Mr McG September 23, 2021

Dirty Hand Cookie 

The Dirty Hand Cookie is a sexual act between two or more consenting partners where a designated participant rams his or her clenched fist into a selected participants anus. While the hand is in the anus, the designated participant carefully attempts to grab an amount of feces. Once some feces is obtained, the designated participant will then quickly pull their hand out of their partner's anus, while protecting the integrity of the feces. The partner with his/her hand full of feces then feeds it to their partner, rubbing it in and around their face , creating a Dirty Hand Cookie.
The first time Harry and Sally had sex, Harry presented a constipated Sally with a Dirty Hand Cookie.

pound her cookies into the dirt 

giving a girl a seriously hard and thorough fucking. The kind that leaves her exhausted and sore.
I am going to pound her cookies into the dirt
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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