Dirty Colton

When you're givin 'er the beans in the back of your '92 mustang, and you beat her over the head with a skateboard and start slapping her ass cheeks like a pair of shitty bongos like you're in a 3 star cuban resort mariachi band.

"Oh fuck boys, I gave Ryan's mom the Dirty Colton in the back of the 'stang last night. Shit was tubular."

Dirty Colton by schnapson April 16, 2020

dirty colten 

a sex act wherein a man jams his thumb, then his middle finger, then 2, 3, 4, all fingers in the ass of the female during rough sex.

Man, you shoulda seen the look this bitch gave me when I slipped her the 'ol dirty Colten. Bitch was speaking in tongues for an hour afterwards!

dirty colten by thebigwonkus91 January 24, 2019

dirty colonel sanders

The term 'dirty colonel sanders' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (ATM) action. It describes the intentional act of leaving a shit moustache and a shit beard on your partner's face by taking your cock out of your partner's ass and putting it in their mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips and the ball sack slammed against the chin, shit is scraped off and comes to rest on her upper lip and chin, in a moustache and small beard configuration .

He fucked her in the ass so hard, and than rammed her with an ATM, that he gave her a dirty colonel sanders.

dirty colonel sanders by Binky 10-43 October 22, 2017

dirty colonel 

When a dog gets in the shower whilst it’s owner is stretching his dick out by jamming in the shower door and walking backwards

Ollie recieved a dirty colonel after he rolled around in shit

dirty colonel by Jackson Goodwin August 1, 2022

Dirty Colson 

A dirty Colson is basically where you cosplay as batman in a sombrero hat at your grandmas house whilst having the dirty tango.

yo man i totally did a dirty colson with that girl gina yesterday

Dirty Colson by cheekytexasbabylicious69 May 20, 2023

Dirty Colten 

To dip you cock in teriyaki sauce and then make a gorgeous black immense woman suck it until thats shit is clean

His cock is not gonna smell for a week after that dirty colten he recieved

Dirty Colten by THENIGQE April 9, 2024

Dirty Coleton

Butt fucking a short girl till she shits herself l. Then face fucking her to clean off your dick. In the end she’ll look like a dog with food poisoning, with masses amounts of cum.

Robbie gave Jorden a Dirty Coleton. Good for them!

Dirty Coleton by KaythanCummer October 17, 2025