Person one:i wish i was colson

Person two: i wish a colson was my bf
by kkk5656 May 1, 2010
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Colson is a very charming man.He is kind-hearted and very caring.Colson is very good looking.He is very athletic and always wants to get better.Colson can be goofy, but funny.He always puts a smile on your face.Colson is very competitive but always fair. Colson is an amazing person.Colson is the definition of perfect.
by Ava Snyder February 24, 2020
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A bad ass that usually has secrets and always argues with his best friend and likes the cutest girl and is the sexiest and most charming boy you will ever me
I hope Colson can be my bf
by Colson the dude February 8, 2019
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A hot,sexy, man hoe. He is the definition of a hoe. Super hot only because he photo shops his pictures. Colson has a new girl every day and calls every girl hot. If you see him, avoid him!
"Colson is soooo freaking hot!"
"No!!He's a hoe!"
by Vector's Daddy November 22, 2019
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When one places their fecal matter in their ears, and then proceed to force it out of their nose. It is a very dangerous act that frequently results in burst blood vessels and even death.
Yo my guys doing a Colson!
by Nut in it August 1, 2020
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Absolute know it all piece of shit. Spends most of their time on the internet researching random stuff that no one else would know to make themselves seem intellectually superior.
Colson: "um actually Mrs. Stephens, the third battle of the civil war went like this...:

Some guy: yeah I guess athleticism is in my DNA

Colson: ummm I think you mean deoxyribonucleic acid?
by Spiele December 19, 2018
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Name of a dirty women lacking in morals and hygiene.
That Colson lady thinks she's hot but she looks like she crawled out of a dumpster.
by LuckyLady07 September 15, 2016
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